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                              | Year  | Event  | 
                            
                            | 1945 | Well, everything has to start sometime, yes? | 
                            
                            | 1952 | Lived like an animal. Actually, animals had it better. | 
                            
                              | 1957 | Bought my first telescope. It was pretty bad but I loved it. Decided my education was too important to leave up to schools.
 Became "7th Grade Dropout," already trying to retire.
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                            | 1959 | Built my first pirate radio transmitter from old TV parts. Suddenly police couldn't locate Car 54.
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                            | 1962 | Thrown into street by evil parents. You probably think I'm kidding. Made a living fixing TV sets.
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                            | 1966 | Became street vagabond (when it was still fashionable). Became folk singer (when it was still possible).
 Hitchhiked across country several times (when it was still safe).
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                            | 1973 | Designed electronics for the NASA Space Shuttle. | 
                            | 1975 | Moved to Oregon, tried to retire and garden. Ha ha. | 
                            | 1977 | Bought an Apple II, just for the fun of it. | 
                            | 1978 | Created first version of "Apple Writer" as tool to aid writing of relativity article.
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                            | 1983 | Apple Writer II became international best seller. | 
                            | 1985 | Named "Scientist of the Year" by the Oregon Academy of Science. | 
                            | 1987 | Tired of working on Apple Writer, I bought a sailboat, just for the fun of it.
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                            | 1988 | I started sailing 31-foot boat around the world, solo. | 
                            | 1991 | I finished epic around the world solo 30,000 mile voyage. | 
                            | 1996 | Created Arachnophilia and the idea for CareWare. |